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Sunday, December 21st, 2008 | Author: LTC Michael Stewart

Brief thoughts…

Disclaimer 1: I asked, practically begged, to go.  Some of the following observations, are just that, observations, not complaints.

Disclaimer 2: If you are looking for some deep and profound intellectual thoughts, musings, and/or observations, well you have come to the wrong place. 

  • Back on October 17th, when I officially joined the 314th PAOC, it felt like Iraq was a “million miles” away… metaphorically, not literally.  In case you were wondering, it’s 6,211 miles (from Washington, D.C.) as the crow flies.  Much less so today (Dec. 20), again metaphorically.
  • Body armor is heavy… I mean really, really heavy.  That thing better be able to stop a truck.
  • I’m not 21-years-old anymore, but I still have a full head of hair and I can keep up with the younger Soldiers… Hoo-ah… ouch, wait a second, I think I pulled a muscle!  Who’s hair is that in the sink?
  • I can’t believe how much I remembered from basic training… 22 years ago.  Thank you Drill Sergeants Ferguson and Dubose, wherever you two are. I still loathe your existence and curse the ground you walk on, but thanks nonetheless.
  • Barracks living is less than ideal.  The MP unit we’re sharing the barracks with didn’t help either. (Note to the MP’s: please, please, please learn to clean up after yourselves… and while you’re at it, bathe once in a while.)
  • I still have more Birthday, Anniversary, and Christmas shopping to do, and I can’t find a single thing to get my wife in the Shoppette or Clothing Sales.  Go figure.  That’s right, my wife’s birthday, our anniversary and Christmas are the same week.  For the record, I had nothing to do with the births of my wife and Christ, with all due respect.
  • The Dining Facility (aka: DFAC) are experts in baked fish, chili mac, and fried chicken.  They should be, they make it EVERY FREAKIN’ DAY! 
  • I am really going to miss my wife and kids.  I already do… a lot. 
  • And finally, does anyone know where I can find the bus to Baghdad? I’m ready to go and ”get in the game”, so to speak.

More to follow…..

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